FUNNY ONE LINERS FOR INTERNET HOOKUP


Funny One Liners For Internet Hookup

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  • I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. IT , life , puns
  • Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.
  • They speak English and profanity. We didn't know we had a fax machine.
  • I gave him the cold shoulder.
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Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. What do you call a bear with no teeth? Light travels faster than sound. For anyone who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept. I gave him the cold shoulder. Search for a category Trending Now:

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Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? They speak English and profanity. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.

List of funny one-liners ranked by popularity, part 1! These will make you laugh and cry for sure! Absolutely hillarious IT one-liners! Large collection of best IT one-line jokes rated by viewers. The classic one-liner. That cornerstone of comedy that somehow never seems to get old and is always producing more and more amusement — from groans to guffaws. Ready for a good laugh (and maybe an eye-roll or two)? Have at it! Working in a mirror.

If a post is reported multiple times the mods will review it and it should be removed. Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 years old.

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One-liners that did not make it to the TOP ! A oneliner is a succinct, funny or witty remark. But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly "we need to talk". Use the search bar if you think your oneliner may have been posted before.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off? On a similar note, if a post does not make sense or offends you, report it!

Kickass 22 Lame Those terrified of negativity fail to realize the root of all their fears is imaginary. I promise I'll give it back. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. It's a good thing my older brother told me about it. Some people just have a way with words, and other people … oh … not have way. Generally, if your joke would be more funny if it was split into a title and body section, its probably not a oneliner.

7 Comments

  • Stijn VD Brug

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  • Natalie

    The feeling of being fucked by a woman is so intense. I would love to lay on my back and lift my legs, giving her my tight ass. I need to be fucked now!

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